Tuesday, 27 August 2013

Billy Ray Cyrus' Penis to Go on Solo World Tour?

Billy Ray Cyrus will have his penis cut off and stuffed with Sage and Onions. Then put on a solo world tour.

His penis goes West on a world tour, while his castrato self goes East on another world tour. After nine months both tours will join up again in Hollywood for the Video Music Awards where his daughter Mylie Cyrus will use a needle a thread to sow his cock back on.

At this point the Earth will begin to rotate in the opposite direction, and time will go into reverse as old fashioned morals and values will eventually come back into fashion.

Or, the stupid and sanctimonious motherfuckers who watch these retarded award shows year upon year and continue to complain about them, can switch their TVs off and expose their children to something like nature or art.

1 comment:

  1. I can't even face watching the Brit Awards now. I liked it in the late 90's and early 00's but not now. It should be renamed the Brit and American Awards as every other award category is International which means that an American band or singer wins the award and occasionally a Canadian or Irish one does.