Thursday, 8 September 2016

Flat Earth: the Ultimate Proof...

...that the earth is a globe and you need urgent medical care if you think is it flat.

graphic by Sean Thomas Gallagher

Thanks for creating and sharing all these hate pages about me. I find it deeply moving that I become so central to your empty lives that you took a break from downloading kiddie porn to make me a legend.

Do you have any idea how many people discover my work and end up watching my videos and buying my books because of this free publicity you psychotics do for me? If I was to pay an agent for that it would set me back at least ten grand, and here are you lot doing it for free while your high-speed broadband is having trouble syncing byte transfers rates with a Thai dial up in some 11 year old lady boy's bedroom.