Nestlé Quik One

An elderly gentleman goes up to the Nestlé Chairman Peter Brabeck-Letmathe and takes out a small whiskey bottle and a small glass... 

He pours from the bottle into the glass and gives it to Mr Brabeck-Letmathe.

"Can you taste that for me please? Good sir."

The Nestlé Chairman takes up the glass of whiskey, puts it in his mouth and swishes it all around and then swallows it.

"Does that taste sweet to you at all?" Says the old man.

"Not at tall!" Replies Nestlé Chairman Peter Brabeck-Letmathe.

"Thank goodness for that says the auld fella!" - "My doctor told me I am eating too much of your Nestlé shit chocolate and to get my urine tested for high sugar levels..."