Monday, 27 January 2014

Exorcism Performed Over Skype

It just wouldn't be the same without the spew of pea soup, however this hasn't stopped a Scottsdale, Arizona evangelical preacher from utilising modern communications technology in his battle with the demon world. The plucky Rev. Bob Larson has begun using Skype in order to perform exorcism on people all over the world. “In simple terms, an exorcism is the process of expelling an evil spirit from an individual who has become somehow invaded and demonized by that being, and sending it back to hell and freeing the person,” the patronising cleric exclaimed as if we never knew this shit before.

Even so, the Evangelical minister has no doubt that he is battling real demons over Skype and not just the Thai lady boy types who until recently were the only shape shifters using Skype. “It’s real,” Larson says. “There would be no reason to theatrically stage this for any reason. Why would anybody do that? I have no idea.” Sure thing Bob, I can't imagine someone having a laugh calling you up and acting as if they are possessed for a joke...

Rev Larson says he has performed more than 20,000 exorcisms and if there is demon's a possessin' Rev Larson is a Skypin'.

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  1. G. Anja: "What kind of a pussy-coward are you, Thomas? You do not publish my comments anymore? Why is that? You are not pleased with them anymore? Too dangerous? Too funky? Too borderline? By the way, I did therapy for some years. I guess you don't, hmmm...?"

    Bill: "G.'re too funky!"

    G. Anja: "Point out the truth and even Thomas Sheridan is not publishing it. Guess why?"