Sunday, 22 December 2013

For the 'Too Spiritual for Jokes' Crowd

Having a genuine sense of humour in the alternative community is seen as a personality disorder. It really is. Being a pretend spiritual motherfucker or acting like there is a nine inch nail in your arse apparently proves you are 'sincere' and hence, worthy of respect and cash. Has anyone else noticed the rise of these Non Dynamic Personalities? Individuals who exist within a singular non-flexible state at any one time. They are like the reverse of the Renaissance Man or Woman. 

Prattling off 'inspirational' quotes by their religious leaders such as Gurdjieff, Daniel Pinchbeck or Russell Brand, they can't grasp how someone can be interested in art, psychology, comedy, music and other issues/hobbies at the same time. For example, they would view someone like this with suspicion (even disordered) as their own Stepford-like personality can't extrapolate their own life subjective experience out of whatever specialised box they are currently locked into. I meet these robots more and more now. The alternative movement is full of them. For instance, I am not suppose to tell jokes and be considered intellectual at the same time. I must be fully committed to one or the other.

What a world some people must live in. All day Fear Porn and then off somewhere equally dire to be told there is no hope. It is almost like people who are in fear of a Big Brother state have projected this reality upon themselves and become their own self-realised Winston Smith. They'll be starting their own Anti-Sex Leagues and 5 Minute Hate sessions next.

To quote Marvin Gaye: 'this ain't livin."

So just for you guys, here is something called 'humour' and another thing we (90% of the human race)  call 'satire':

"Trading was brisk today on the Stock Exchange...White Shaman were up 6 points...Fuckers Who Promote DMT up 3 and a half...large gains across the board for Lightworkers, Channelling and Namaste Motherfuckers...while 2012 Gurus continue to slide with confidence in hysterical fuckwits reaching a new low...Fear Porn continued to rally throughout the day in anticipation of a new video of FEMA Trains, which are just regular trains, being posted on YouTube...the day finished with a surge as rumours circulated that Richard Hoagland was about to invent some new bullshit about comets."

I always knew I was special and born to change the world. Other people noticed it too beginning with the barber who cut my hair for the first time and saw the '666' birthmark.

If you play Black Sabbath songs backwards your hear secret messages like 'Jesus is Great' and 'Praise the Lord'.

A New Age woman asked me if I ever had experienced with sacred sex and if so would I like to teach it to her. I told her I had, but where are we going to find a confession box, an altar boys uniform and a drunken priest this late at night.

May your Dream Catcher never have a dead fly caught in it, and Peace, Love and Light as your souls rides on the back of a unicorn, which is on the back of a dolphin inside a chrakra mother ship orbiting the Pleadies to an Enya soundtrack.

and even more "PURE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!" here >>>

Thomas Sheridan is an independent alternative artist, author, satirist, musician, public speaker, broadcaster and researcher currently based in the West of Ireland. His illustrations have appeared on the covers of newsstand magazines, books and websites worldwide. 

The Anvil of the Psyche is considered a vital manual for personal and social survival in a world controlled by greed and false hopes. Thomas' writings and interviews have evolutionised people to build a firewall around their own psyche and not to be lured into handing over personal independence to an exterior collective or guru. As a result, his NO CONTACT EVER AGAIN philosophy applied to controlling individuals and groups has made Thomas an enemy of mind-controlled death cults and neo-Nazi fringe groups.  Thomas has also been featured in several films and documentaries. 


  1. If you play the Sabbs 3rd album forwards they are actually saying 'Jesus is Great' and 'Praise the Lord' . lol

  2. Bill Hicks had it nailed!!

  3. You wanna know why they fear a good joke?

    Because it's a killer!

  4. And here is the difference between George Carlin and Bill Hicks:

    It's in the signature! In the intention of their speach!

    It's as easy like that. Learn to read it. "teacher" once said, "I came to the conclusion that spirituality is as valuable as dishwater."

    Oh...I love my teacher!...

    ...He is certainly NOT an atheist!...

    ...Once he was my student....

    ....once he was my son...

    ...once I was his daugther...

    ...once I was his mother...

    ...and so on....

    ....WE ARE ONE....

  5. Honey, send them all to me, please! I'm the North. I'm THAT. I eat them all up. HAH!

    Now we gonna have some real fun. And mind you, they send all their "black" and dirty evil spirits to me/her anyway...these dark, demonic shamans, but they can't get though. Guess why? I'm too pure! I have no agenda but freeing people form suffering!

    And they tried realy hard...of course...but they can not overcome me/her. HAH!

    "Purity of intend!" I forgot who said that but it's true. And it's most of the time not even concsious. It's the intend that is behind consciousness. So...manipulating the soul...the intend IN consciousness...that is what they the "victims" do no even recognize they do evil things because they feel perfectly right...good....loving....truthfull...what ever....

    ...but true INTENTION is completely free. Free from any kind of actual "cultural" delusion because it is THAT what IS BEHIND (or below) consciousness (or awareness, like they use to call it now for better bullshit...)

    So...intention might be of good intend....but it is just the surface. True intention is a deadly weapon and if it is is not TRUE INTENTION....know what I mean?

    This is war, my friends.. Like it or not. But either you know yourself or not. And if not...your intention is as fucked up as a bunny who did not make it into its whole while a fox is chasing it..

    And sorry for the translation problems....but that chick is....she is...soooo fucking devoted....she does her very best....can't you see that?

    "Why don't you speak german, honey? It would be much easier as to pretend to be a channel...which I'M NOT. It's just a voice!"

    Ahhhhh....she is slapping me all the time.....