Having a genuine sense of humour in the alternative community is seen as a personality disorder. It really is. Being a pretend spiritual motherfucker or acting like there is a nine inch nail in your arse apparently proves you are 'sincere' and hence, worthy of respect and cash. Has anyone else noticed the rise of these Non Dynamic Personalities? Individuals who exist within a singular non-flexible state at any one time. They are like the reverse of the Renaissance Man or Woman.
Prattling off 'inspirational' quotes by their religious leaders such as Gurdjieff, Daniel Pinchbeck or Russell Brand, they can't grasp how someone can be interested in art, psychology, comedy, music and other issues/hobbies at the same time. For example, they would view someone like this with suspicion (even disordered) as their own Stepford-like personality can't extrapolate their own life subjective experience out of whatever specialised box they are currently locked into. I meet these robots more and more now. The alternative movement is full of them. For instance, I am not suppose to tell jokes and be considered intellectual at the same time. I must be fully committed to one or the other.
What a world some people must live in. All day Fear Porn and then off somewhere equally dire to be told there is no hope. It is almost like people who are in fear of a Big Brother state have projected this reality upon themselves and become their own self-realised Winston Smith. They'll be starting their own Anti-Sex Leagues and 5 Minute Hate sessions next.
To quote Marvin Gaye: 'this ain't livin."
So just for you guys, here is something called 'humour' and another thing we (90% of the human race) call 'satire':
"Trading was brisk today on the Stock Exchange...White Shaman were up 6 points...Fuckers Who Promote DMT up 3 and a half...large gains across the board for Lightworkers, Channelling and Namaste Motherfuckers...while 2012 Gurus continue to slide with confidence in hysterical fuckwits reaching a new low...Fear Porn continued to rally throughout the day in anticipation of a new video of FEMA Trains, which are just regular trains, being posted on YouTube...the day finished with a surge as rumours circulated that Richard Hoagland was about to invent some new bullshit about comets."
I always knew I was special and born to change the world. Other people noticed it too beginning with the barber who cut my hair for the first time and saw the '666' birthmark.
If you play Black Sabbath songs backwards your hear secret messages like 'Jesus is Great' and 'Praise the Lord'.
A New Age woman asked me if I ever had experienced with sacred sex and if so would I like to teach it to her. I told her I had, but where are we going to find a confession box, an altar boys uniform and a drunken priest this late at night.
May your Dream Catcher never have a dead fly caught in it, and Peace, Love and Light as your souls rides on the back of a unicorn, which is on the back of a dolphin inside a chrakra mother ship orbiting the Pleadies to an Enya soundtrack.
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Thomas Sheridan is an independent alternative artist, author, satirist, musician, public speaker, broadcaster and researcher currently based in the West of Ireland. His illustrations have appeared on the covers of newsstand magazines, books and websites worldwide.
The Anvil of the Psyche is considered a vital manual for personal and social survival in a world controlled by greed and false hopes. Thomas' writings and interviews have evolutionised people to build a firewall around their own psyche and not to be lured into handing over personal independence to an exterior collective or guru. As a result, his NO CONTACT EVER AGAIN philosophy applied to controlling individuals and groups has made Thomas an enemy of mind-controlled death cults and neo-Nazi fringe groups. Thomas has also been featured in several films and documentaries.