Conor MacGregor Is A Modern Irish Druid Magician FACT

I can see all the Irish mainstream journalists running to their snowflake safe spaces with a copy of The God Delusion clutched within their nicotine-encrusted and paralytic twitching digits upon reading this headline. However, I am 100% serious. Regardless of whether he knows it or not - intentional or instinctual - Conor MacGregor is using magic and sorcery to compliment his remarkable ability as an athlete to become the greatest Irish sports star since George Best. 

Are you still lucid? Then please read on, and I'll state my case while the Irish hacks find something else imaginary to be "deeply offended" by.

"In warfare, the Irish have ghost-like spirits. They can do things other nations can't do."

Thus spoke Chris Eubank, a former Middleweight and Super-Middleweight World Champion in a recent interview, and if anyone should know about the Irish and magic, then he should. He once claimed that before a fight with former Irish World Champion Steve Collins ("The Celtic Warrior") that Collins and his coaching team were using witchcraft on him. There is good evidence for this 'witchcraft' demonstrated in this video here: >>>

Clearly, this 'witchcraft' worked, and Collins won the title. Eubank discovered the real power of sorcery: that being, the ability to change the reality of the environment and situations around oneself using powerful and highly charged/focused streams of energetic intention, words and symbols. It would appear that these tactics became part and parcel of Irish boxing in the years since, and have rubbed off on Conor McGregor to a sensational level.

Conor MacGregor is a true Irish bardic magician in the guise of the 'Filid' Bardic Druids of Ireland, who used satires and invocations to demolish their opponents before a single weapon was brandished. This was used in Ireland right up until the Renaissance, when the old Gaelic kingdoms of Ireland were removed with the Flight of the Earls. As we can see, MacGregor has an incredible ability to get inside the heads of his opponents, and even when defeated plays the Hermit Card and comes back even more brazen and ambitious. His infamous 'Fuck You' pinstripe suit is nothing less than a magical cloak laden with talismanic power. We laugh, but that's the craftiness in action. A brilliant magican knows that the power of the Fool is the unborn fire of the gods.

Conor MacGregor's 'huge ego', which sickens and embarrasses the pathetic, impotent maggots and weasel men of the Irish mainstream media is rooted in a very serious magical ability. This is the power of words: to beguile, enchant and demolish one's adversaries, and it is this Bardic ability that is rooted so deeply within Irish culture and why the average Irish person (and millions of others all over the world) admire him, and is proud/supportive of his achievements. It is the primary reason why MacGregor's home town of Dublin has produced the likes of Samuel Beckett, James Joyce and just about every other great writer in the English language. MacGregor has just taken the natural 'spell craft' of the Gael and modernised it for the present era. 

MacGregor also understands the power of cash. Cash is loaded with talismanic and magical symbols for a reason. From the all-seeing eye of the dollar bill to the star spangled Euro, these are magical symbols. They are put there on purpose for this very reason, regardless of how many times you scream and howl 'conspiracy theory' from your impoverished state. It is still a fact. 

MacGregor knows that to 'Flash' the cash is a hugely significant magical operation, as it represents the most powerful force on the planet today. The term 'Lucrative' comes from the same root as the Indo-European root 'leuk-' which literally translates as a 'flash' of the gods, and is where the ancient Indo-European deities Lugh and Loki derive their names. Crafty fellows who 'flash'...

Another example of Conor MacGregor's wizardry is how he has transformed from a rather typical Dublin street 'skanger' (I mean no offense, but he did look like that and so did I once) into an incredibly attractive and handsome man. This is another magical craft known as Charisma. The ability so as to shine like a god, and the root of the term means to have the grace of the gods. The craft of Charisma is an ancient magical power. How many of us have met someone we did not find that physically attractive at first, only to get to know them better and suddenly they would become beautiful in the eye of the beholder? That's Charismatic Magic.

Bottom line - if you are not enraged like an unpaid whore hired by Snopes - is that Conor MacGregor is fascinating (another magical phrase) to us because he is a modern and real, living Irish Druid Magician.

The upcoming fight in Las Vegas this Saturday night is an epic saga and living mythology to be enjoyed and considered on this basis. All the world's a stage and this has not changed from the time when the druids and magicians of ancient Europe stepped into the magic circle and enchanted and charmed (more magical terminology) the humans of the past under the glow of lights.

In an age where mediocrity reigns, and the likes of David Bowie is no longer with us (on this planet), be thankful we still have the Conor MacGregors of this world. Be grateful we can still know that magic is real.

Thomas Sheridan is the author of The Druid Code: Magic, Megaliths and Mythology